Well let's just say jail terrifies me and I hopefully will never be there. But if I were:
Macbook Pro With Internet
First off, I love my computer. But secondly, a notorious blog from jail? That stuff will get you on Oprah, which is my dream.
Infinte Jest
If I’m in prison for a year, I might as well conquer that book. Heaven knows, I probably would never have a better opportunity to immerse myself in it.
A Duvet
I can’t sleep without a heavy duvet. Even in summer. I need the weight on me to feel cozy.